The Chicken Business

Forget the planet of the apes. This is the planet of the chickens.

The Legacy of Human Civilisation Will Be Written in Chicken Bones

North Americans apparently like chickens with big breasts and not legs. Don’t mean to seem rude about this but it’s just a fact.

Call me a leg man. Okay sorry that is a tacky joke. Sorry I actually find beauty in many different shapes. But I am told Latin American consumers find chicken thighs more tasty. I personally think they have more flavour - chicken breast meat seems pretty bland to me.

I dunnoe about you but nothing to me sounds more attractive than a big juicy chicken breast with a good side of anti-biotics - delish!!! Yum yum yum!

These genetically modified chickens are not terribly healthy - their legs are too small to support their weight and that creates a lot of production issues. A lot of these chickens die during their short lives.

You have to be very careful with hygiene and temperature is very important.

Sounds a bit like the How do you make a Pink Daiquiri? joke. I think the real problem might be the chickens being grown.

But eh - you have to start somewhere. Once you Shine a Light on temperature and humidity you can then start to do A/B testing and try different breeds of chicken and start to see different outcomes.